What do they look like?
What should we do with them if we find them?
Maybe they will be partial to Spanish bluebells - result!!
ASK THEM NICELY TO GO HOME - POR FAVOR, REGRESE A ESPAÑA, SEÑOR BABOSA.
Don't worry we can get them deported as part of the Brexit negotiations.
They've been here for years. Old news.
I've been trying to learn Spanish so we can have a meaningful discussion about life, the universe and everything.
I'm sure brexit supporting gardeners will deal with them...
They should only be allowed to stay if they have meaningful employment. For a slug this maybe something like 'professional hosta destroyer'
Thehh - but what about our own slugs? These foreign ones - they come here, they take our slugs' jobs....
I like that - Professional Hosta Destroyer - a slug with a PHD!
As Dove says - they've been here a while. I'll deal with them when I see them - the same way as I do now. A spade....
*rattles the salt shaker*
*sharpens the scissors*