Any optimists out there?
It's like a rainforest out there.
The weeds are as high as an elephant' s eye.
There are about 40 snails on the front lawn - maybe we won't need to cut the grass.
I'm afraid to plant my dahlias out because they'll be gone in the morning
I have gazanias to plant out in full sun - now there's a laugh.
I can't go out to put something in the dustbin without slathering myself in jollop.
No point going to the garden centre because I've got too much to plant already
I could vent some more but I don't want to sound pessimistic