Is talking aloud madness?
Went into the garden early this morning to view the fruits of my labour in the early sunshine. I'm plagued by Bittercress the damn things seem to be everywhere no matter how much I weed them out. Four new ones had appeared overnight or been missed yesterday. As I was gingerly placing a foot between treasured plants I realised that I was saying things to the weeds that I usually reserve for Jehova's witnesses. Is that madness? Please tell me that I'm not the only one!