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  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 29,101

    FFS!!

    Another reason to hate the usa

     

    Devon.
  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 18,626

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    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 18,626

    image There's a big conker tree at the end of our road. I run whnever I have to go past it just now. The conkers aren't too bad but the spiky outside bits don't half sting.image

    To be fair, it was a pretty big pine cone. It would make a good few air fresheners.

    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,234

    I once read a story about a woman who was killed by a duck dying and falling out of the sky!image It broke her neck.

    No sniggering up the back!

  • B3B3 Posts: 18,733

    Do not under any circumstances grow flowers! This could attract bees, which could sting a and cause an anaphylactic shock to a susceptible person.  If you decide to pave your garden to avoid this, make sure it's that recycled rubber stuff that they use in playgrounds but make sure that it doesn't contain any ...

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 18,626

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    A relative of mine knocked himself out when he climbed a ladder and forgot that the ceiling fan was on.image

    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • B3B3 Posts: 18,733

    One rung higher and he would have knocked his head off

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 18,626

    And pay attention to your paths.

    A friend asked her teacher round for dinner, they both got rather tipsy, the teacher decided to go home, tripped on a broken paving stone and broke her ankle. Friend called for an amblance, sent the teacher a bunch of flowers. She got a lawyer's letter in reply asking for compensation.image

    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • Well that's something different I suppose
  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 18,626

    We were all dumbstruck.image

    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
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