Who said "bug ugly"?
This little chap goes by the name of Rhogogaster viridis, or green sawfly to his friends.
He came to join me for lunch, failed to appreciate the sticky qualities of mayonnaise, lost his footing, fell backwards into the lettuce but finally managed to right himself. After that he spent several minutes furiously flapping his wings and spraying mayo everywhere. Then he flew off with a note to himself to keep away from plates of lettuce and stick to buttercups.