Never heard of it me duck! (what's the West Midlands version of 'me duck'?). Love it though! I'll be throwing it in to conversation at work (down south, where phrases are few and far between in the West End....other than the odd 'sweetie darling').
Edd love the picture
Tootles , " alright ou kid "
Edd: Love the 'Action Cat' pic - caught at the critical moment [Ansell Adams].
Tootles: "Luv" will get you a long way, if in doubt about likely reception, try "Alright, mate?" or perhaps "Wotcha, Ar Kyd. Owyerduin?"