When you're retired everyday is the weekend.
Q. How many retired people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One. But it takes them all day.
Its a set of adverts advertising cheese. I was rolling around laughing last night. In my defence, I had spent another 5hours at the hospital, and had a large glass of wine when I got back.
It might have been the second glass.
In my defence, its been a rotten week.
Fidgetbones you have found a cure for the Flu's blues. I ache in different places now from laughing. Thank you.
When you are retired you do not get weekends off .
No, but you can do what you like all week.
What makes me smile?
3:30 Friday afternoon. When I leave work. It's the only good time at the place I work.
My weekend is too short attended a conference on saturday plan to be gardening in the rain on Sunday, is this mad or what