Anyone who has a cast iron stomach to cope with my cooking and who can provide a decent bottle of wine to wash the meal swiftly from the collective memory and into history.
Apophthegm - a big word for a small thought. If you live in Derbyshire, as I do.
I would ask Alan Tichmarsh along with his groundforce gang then they could work for their supper. I'd of course do them a three course er with a good bottle of plonk for after they've given my garden a full cottage look.
If Alan was already booked it would be my very close second choice of Monty, but considering his health conditions I would pick his brains clean. !
Good question well....felicity Kendal Kim Wilde ABC Spandau ballet depeche mode the jam clare grogan t'pau Bryan Adams wham ! Frankie goes to Hollywood Monty don Nigel carol Klein alys fowler Nigel farage Abba Zoe Tate nigella Lawson that's a garden party !!
Be my guest Steve raise the stakes I would also invite the England 2003 rugby world cup squad Sharon Osborne Kate winslet Leslie Garrett and the surpranoes
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Anyone who has a cast iron stomach to cope with my cooking and who can provide a decent bottle of wine to wash the meal swiftly from the collective memory and into history.
If you live in Derbyshire, as I do.
Aww can't be that bad pansy, you could always ask them to bring their own

Nelson.
Monty Don
I'm greedy so would have Gary, Robbie, Mark, Howard and Jason, who else would anyone want

Nelson Mandela
Colin Montgomerie (aka Monty)
There is always the takeaway pansy
Now for the come dine with me , ...........
Who would I ask ?
I would ask Alan Tichmarsh along with his groundforce gang then they could work for their supper. I'd of course do them a three course er with a good bottle of plonk for after they've given my garden a full cottage look.
If Alan was already booked it would be my very close second choice of Monty, but considering his health conditions I would pick his brains clean. !
Sorry Beaus - not enough chairs - If Take That could sit on each others knees we would be OK. Off to bed now.
Good question well....felicity Kendal Kim Wilde ABC Spandau ballet depeche mode the jam clare grogan t'pau Bryan Adams wham ! Frankie goes to Hollywood Monty don Nigel carol Klein alys fowler Nigel farage Abba Zoe Tate nigella Lawson that's a garden party !!
OOh yes - Felicity Kendal. But if we're going for physical attributes....
Be my guest Steve raise the stakes I would also invite the England 2003 rugby world cup squad Sharon Osborne Kate winslet Leslie Garrett and the surpranoes