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pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 20,544

Just heard on the news that some poor chap spent all day laying a new turf lawn only to wake up the next day and find the whole lot had disappeared. CCTV revealed two middle aged ladies in the act at half past five in the morning.image

Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
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  • FairygirlFairygirl west central ScotlandPosts: 47,145

    Some people have no shame. I hope they catch them. image

     It wasn't me by the way...image

    Someone told me when they went to buy a new house they were delighted that it had a good sturdy fence all the way round because they had a new puppy. When they moved in - the sellers had taken the entire fence with them....image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....


  • 4thPanda4thPanda Posts: 4,145

    Just why would you do that - either offence? image Some people . . . .

  • FairygirlFairygirl west central ScotlandPosts: 47,145

    Just because they can Panda...that's the problem  image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....


  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Central Norfolk UKPosts: 79,317

     

    pansyface wrote (see)

    Just heard on the news that some poor chap spent all day laying a new turf lawn only to wake up the next day and find the whole lot had disappeared. CCTV revealed two middle aged ladies in the act at half past five in the morning.image

     

    Another reason why it's better to seed than turf  image

     

    I know I'm awake at 5.30 most mornings, but did they say one of the women was wearing a fluffy dressing gown ....... image

    “I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” Winnie the Pooh







  • FairygirlFairygirl west central ScotlandPosts: 47,145

    Verd - that's a shocker.... why didn't I think of it.... imageimage

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....


  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 20,544

    I thought it might be a turf war.image

    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • Some people are reals sods aren't they!

  • Gardengirl..Gardengirl.. Posts: 4,134

    What.... they must have been watching him to know he had turf, to be able to pinch it

    Hampshire Gardener
  • artjakartjak Posts: 4,167

    Those thieves definitely need cutting down to size. The owner should get a large dog to scarify potential thieves.image

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