Brown patch on lawn
Dovefromabove
Central Norfolk UKPosts: 49,654 ✭
I found this brown circular patch on my lawn yesterday morning
However, I have identified the cause ..........................
Can you guess?
If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
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Hedgehog pee?
Nope
Boiling water?
Petrol leaking from the mower?
Panda pee ?
Pimm's spillage ?
Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope .............
Any more guesses or shall I show you?
Looks like when I leave the hose on the lawn.
Snake skin deposit left overnight ? Based on shall I show you ? comment! You have something to show us
go on then
Nope, not the hose nor the snake - I've discovered it was.........................................
the Under Gardener watching bats in the evening while I dozed on the sofa - he had with him a
My children didn't call me Miss Marple for nothing
It makes you wonder about some of those other brown patches we've ID'd
Cheeky KEF!
Pandas always 'go' in the right places, and our pee wouldn't leave a mark anyway 