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Just GilesJust Giles Posts: 17
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"My racing snail wasn't winning any races anymore, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic.

 

It didn't work. If anything, it made him more sluggish."

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  • LORELEILORELEI Posts: 128
    Hee Hee, love it.
  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

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  • LilylouiseLilylouise Posts: 1,013

    image

  • jude5jude5 Posts: 65

    Thanks, needed cheering up!image

  • pr1mr0sepr1mr0se Posts: 1,185

    image Just brilliant - and what we need on such a wet, grey day.  Thank you for bringing a smile to my face.  image

  • marshmellomarshmello Posts: 683

    Haha image

  • barry islandbarry island Posts: 1,667
    That took a few seconds to sink in  :)
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,283
    A man phones the hire company “I’d like a skip on my drive.”

    ”Your house, Sir. You can do as you please.”
    Rutland, England
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