Fork Handles

I went to the hardware shop today and asked for a new fork handle and he gave me 4 candles why is this?

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  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,806

    Was it the same shop that sold you letter O's when you wanted garden 'ose?

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    It was the same shop, but I just thought that that time he was trying to save me from a hefty fine.

  • joslowjoslow Posts: 219

    I need some candles can we do a swop?

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,806

    I may have mentioned I have been on hols-every morning they turn the sprinklers on to water the grass but get over 300 days of sunshine per year-mind you the country is going broke but green grass is better to them than greenbacks.

    I used to think that pesetas was Spanish for potatoes

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    Geoff what is spanish for potatoes??

    England are 1-0 up, if Englebert wins Eurovision could be a glorious nightimage

    Jo I am keeping my candles unless you have a weather vane?

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,806

    el chips

    There is something wrong with my TV-it keeps picking up some foreign music show-who should I contact?

    So is Woy the new Messiah?

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    I hope you are not admitting to watching Eurovision, there is a support groupimage

    England have a great record in friendlies it is just important games that we lose.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,806

    I am not watching it but someone isimage-I just happen to be in the same room -now some Norwegians are singing in English-why don't we get songs sung in Norwegian?

    Will Pudsey put in appearance?

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    Pudsey is in hollywood.

    Maybe you could suggest to "Cheryl" that she sings her next song in Norwegian, it would be an improvement.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,806

    I read in the paper today that a "source" close to Cheryl has revealed she will be singing for the Queen next week-Jedward for Ireland soon-how gutted John must be that he only gets the J not the Edward bit.

    Will Sandie Shaw put in an appearance?

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