Hi, I had a weird last night, I was helping Monty Don and Nigel clear a bog garden!
OK dream analysis, work that one out?
Did you find nigels ball?
..perhaps you should be thankful you weren't dreaming of Conchita Wurst...
great singer, nonetheless...great act...
Oh, is that how s/he spells his/her name? Do you know, I turned the tellie on by accident just as this somg was being sung, took one look at the face, thought about the alcoholic content of my rather liquid dinner and heard (ears being a bit duff these days) "I'd Like a Penis...."
I had a dream about Monty the other night, he was teaching me the high trapeze, we were stood on a sofa holding onto a washing line about to jump off. No sign of Nigel.