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Dear Mole family

I fear it’s time we had a heart to heart chat about your ever-increasing houses on my humble garden. May I suggest that to accommodate your ever-growing family that you relocate to a more des res? How does the famous football pitch nearby sounds to you? Did I see your boys wearing blue?  Or perhaps the world-renowned garden with its exotic flowers is more to your liking, by the way how are you sense for smell these days? I do recall on my recent visit to the garden a few tell tell signs of building works in progress-perhaps you have relatives there already.

Incidentally how was the coffee morning? Did you enjoy the coffee that my mischievous teenager poured down your drive, or the chillies powder to make you sneeze? Oh dear I do apologies but boys will be boys.

Seriously though with all the tunnelling going on, I think it could be put to better use. How about challenging you energy to create a tunnel linking Heathrow to Gatwick?

M25 family would be so relieved as they need all the help they can get to get thinks moving- me too so I can get to work on time.

So finally, our love hate relationship has to end for the sake of the lawn, buttercups, daisy, and dandelion families.

Yours truly,

Weyplotter xx



  • SwissSueSwissSue Posts: 1,447


  • Forester2Forester2 Posts: 1,477

    Weyplotter - If you get the footballers from the nearby pitch to play in your garden the moles will disappear as they are sensitive to vibration.  I wish my moles would concentrate on the front garden as it needs better drainage but the back garden has juicier things to eat.  As soon as spring comes I will do a lot of stamping about and they will go.image

  • Brilliant idea Forester2- now let me see how my Russian is? or perhaps I need to talk to the 'chosen one.

    LOL went to the library this pm and right in front of me on the table was a kids book for sale-Moles babies!! for 20p- no I didn't buy it.

    I get moles in the back garden too but as the side garden is pretty big they have more to tunnel I guess.

    Glad I made you smile SS.

  • SwissSueSwissSue Posts: 1,447

     It's called "a positive mental attitude"!imageimage

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  • Forester2Forester2 Posts: 1,477

    So funny Sue image  Moles aren't quite as bad as the wild boar around here - at least they haven't quite made it to our village - yet.

  • imageimageimage Oh what a giggle. SS - Cartoons are fab I simply love them. Wild boars OMG! 

  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,870

    This is a very funny Jasper Carrot mole cartoon film - if it works! Had me in fits!

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,870 bother it won't do the link, have to copy and paste to google.

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
  • image Thanks Busy. Had me in stitches- so true. Love Jasper Carrot.

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