Ouch! Hope it doesn't hurt too much.
Don't you think that legs have a design fault? All the protective muscle and fat is at the back. How often do you scrape or bump into things with the back of your legs?
Yes, this “gentle breeze” is boring me silly. The sort of wind that twizzles your wig.And there’s a village near Sheffield called Wigtwizzle, which shows that it’s nothing new.