Help! Horrible eyesore...
Hey! First time posting here.. I’m really struggling to find ways to make this a nice area.. we inherited it from the previous owner, and everytime I see it, it makes me sigh a little inside.. can anyone suggest a way to improve it? It’s in a right old mess..

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Alternatively, put a screen in front of the wall and plant up in the same way. If you have deciduous climbers, you could make the screen a focal point in it's own right, by making it in an interesting way or painting it a colour you like.
Other features could be added like bird baths or sundials etc.
If the wall is supporting the ground behind it, you'd need to address it's condition at some point though.
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
1) Do you own the wall?
2) What way does it face ?
3) What is under the gravel......earth, concrete?
4) Whereabouts, roughly, are you?
And finally How much time can you give to get it done and upkeep it?
Sorry about all the questions , but those things will have a bearing on what will be successful.
Something will be possible.
The ground will probably need some work to make it a good medium for growing, especially if it hasn't had any attention for a while
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
4) were in South Yorkshire, I’ll be honest, there are a lot of jobs to do in the garden, much bigger ones.. so I’m looking for something rather low maintenance
If it was me, I would get rid of the junk which means that trellis, the brown plastic pots and, I’m afraid to say, that plastic wall plant on the left. I would get the wall pointed but leave a few gaps which I’d enrich with soil and plant some Erigeron karvinskianus.
The white gravel looks artificial, indeed it sets me in mind of a graveyard. I would scrape it away and put down Terram weed suppressing geotextile then top it with standard golden brown gravel. You might need an extra course of bricks to retain the gravel and, if so, look for reclaimed bricks that will give character. Have some more Erigeron tumbling over the path.
I would cluster the genuine terracotta pots and buy a couple of much larger ones, placing them in front of the brick pillar. The uniformity of the brickwork there detracts from the charm of the wall so put something tall in the big pots, agapanthus perhaps, or cosmos, to break the line.
However, if it isn't in good repair, that needs addressed. Even then, if the OP doesn't like it, there are plenty of options to disguise it.
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
If it's even slightly unstable AND it's a retaining wall you should probably address this with some urgency as it could be dangerous if the wall collapsed and anybody (especially a child) was in front of it when it happened.
If you can't afford to do that now and the wall is stable I'd go with the suggestion to attach some trellis and grow an evergreen climber (perhaps a jasmine if it's fairly sheltered) to hide the wall.
Weed the area in front, fresh shingle plus some ornamental pebbles and cobbles (think pebbley beach) maybe a nice log or bit of driftwood / other ornament / bird bath and a nice arrangement of planted pots. Will look lovely.
I’ve taken away the rubbish bits like the trellis etc.. unfortunately I can’t remove the plastic flower ball as it’s my neighbours
I’ll look tackling the gravel situation tomorrow and let you know how it goes!