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B3B3 Posts: 27,472


In London. Keen but lazy.
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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,472
    Could well be😉
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,472
    Nothing remotely to do with gardening unless I need to bury the body😡

    Do all men's electric shavers scatter a layer of beard dust all over bathroom surfaces? 
    Is there a type that doesn't? If there is, he won't even have to wait until Christmas😡
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • steveTusteveTu Posts: 3,162
    Any wet-and-dry one used wet!
    I use an electric shaver 'wet' with a shaving oil - the shaver is then washed after use and the 'stuff' goes down the plughole.

    UK - South Coast Retirement Campus (East)
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,138
    Maybe a beard would suit him? 



    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • B3B3 Posts: 27,472
    Thanks @steveTu
    He's had a beard in the past . The latest effort had to be abandoned as he started to look like Jeremy corbyn.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • steveTusteveTu Posts: 3,162
    I used to grow a beard every winter until I started to look more and more like Sandy Claws..

    UK - South Coast Retirement Campus (East)
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,472
    That might have been tolerable. @steveTu. Even Rasputin would've looked better but it would have taken too long to achieve.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • steveTusteveTu Posts: 3,162
    Odd how we all have an image inside our heads of what we look like - oh, to see through someone else's eyes eh? I thought I looked mature and suave (isn't that a wine?). Hmmmmm.

    UK - South Coast Retirement Campus (East)
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,472
    Soave people have a dry wit, I believe.
    I had to take a picture of him on his phone and threaten to change his Facebook picture ( his tech savvy ceased around the time when his first beard looked good) before he could see that he was turning corbynesque. 
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • steveTusteveTu Posts: 3,162

    You have to let him down easy and drop subtle hints - I'm not sure chortling or gagging falls into the 'subtle' category though.

    UK - South Coast Retirement Campus (East)
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