Reasons to feel despondent/guilty/frustrated

Its that time of year again when birds keep flying into the patio doors. Despite many attempts with a variety of things it still happens a couple of times a week. So far no fatalities that I know of thank goodness so the streamers are slowing them down a bit at least but it still upsets me and makes me feel guilty

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." Sir Terry Pratchett
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Usually they are just stunned, but sometimes it doesn't work out so well.
We're plagued with pigeons here - constant cooing from about 4am, fornicating non-stop, crapping everywhere, eating every green shoot that appears GRRRRR
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Wow that was uncanny. I was about to type they hadn't hit the patio door yet when two of them smacked into it together. That made me jump. Both OK but one is sitting on the grass looking a bit stoned......
We did have a full length door/window in our bedroom in our last house and one day a collared dove flew into it with such gust it left a perfect, dusty print of a dove on the glass. Briefly stunned but then flew away. I left the imprnt on the windo for ages to deter others.