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pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 20,164
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Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
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  • B3B3 Posts: 21,532
    Good job it didn't swallow a drone!
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • LynLyn DevonPosts: 19,945
    Wish my compost heap got that hot, perhaps chuck a few pedometers in would do the trick.
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 20,164
    If you see any shady characters carrying a pig, a pedometer and a bunch of hay, call the cops....
    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • ObelixxObelixx Vendée, Western FrancePosts: 27,628
    Which poor sap had the pleasure of diving thru burning pig poo to identify a pedometre?
    "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
  • B3B3 Posts: 21,532
    Especially if his name is Tom and he has a musical dad!
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Central Norfolk UKPosts: 77,491
    I grew up on a pig farm ... I spent the week before my wedding scrubbing out pigsties ... by hand ... Apparently if Pa was going to take Saturday off to walk me down the aisle I needed to help him get ahead with the farm work. 
    “I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” Winnie the Pooh







  • Lizzie27Lizzie27 SomersetPosts: 9,271
    There's absolutely no answer to that @Dovefromabove !
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Central Norfolk UKPosts: 77,491
    Nope @Lizzie27  .... at least I couldn't think of one ... I'd taken the week before the wedding off work in order to prepare ........ my parents and I had a different understanding of the priorities  ;)
    “I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” Winnie the Pooh







  • FairygirlFairygirl west central ScotlandPosts: 46,433
    D'you think the firemen took some bread with them...just in case Pinky or Perky didn't make it......
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....


  • FireFire LondonPosts: 14,170
    edited March 2020
    I had first imagined the pedometer was attached to a runner.
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