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Curmudgeons' Corner 6 - Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet đŸ”

B3B3 South East LondonPosts: 22,962
You might have other plans.


In London. Keen but lazy.
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  • wild edgeswild edges The north west of south east WalesPosts: 8,284
    I'm hoping to get to bed soon. :| 
    Some people bring joy wherever they go. Others, whenever they go. - Mark Twain.
  • B3B3 South East LondonPosts: 22,962
    This is the new one
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,532
    Over the festive season, I hope everyone will observe Miss Piggy's diet advice - "Never eat more than you can lift".
  • B3B3 South East LondonPosts: 22,962
    There are no calories in food eaten standing up.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • ObelixxObelixx VendĂ©e, Western FrancePosts: 28,225
    Who are you trying to kid?
    "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
  • B3B3 South East LondonPosts: 22,962
    Research would indicate that around Christmas and New Year, the body requires more calories to remain upright. Therefore, it is vital that sufficient calories are consumed. Fatty, salty or sugary foods are particularly beneficial.

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • raisingirlraisingirl East Devon, on the Edge of Exmoor.Posts: 6,046
    And there are no calories in any food that no one sees you eat.

    “Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first” 
  • B3B3 South East LondonPosts: 22,962
    There has also been some interesting research on this aspect.  People who eat on trains or buses are being actively recruited to assist.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • ObelixxObelixx VendĂ©e, Western FrancePosts: 28,225
    As long as they can't get a seat?
    "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,532
    My whinge of the week is that every food shop in town has sold out of marzipan, so I have none to put in my panettone and butter pudding.
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