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Curmudgeons' Corner 6 - Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet đŸ”

B3B3 Posts: 15,514
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  • wild edgeswild edges The north west of south east WalesPosts: 5,534
    I'm hoping to get to bed soon. :| 
  • B3B3 Posts: 15,514
    This is the new one
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,532
    Over the festive season, I hope everyone will observe Miss Piggy's diet advice - "Never eat more than you can lift".
  • B3B3 Posts: 15,514
    There are no calories in food eaten standing up.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • ObelixxObelixx VendĂ©e, Western FrancePosts: 22,845
    Who are you trying to kid?
    "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
  • B3B3 Posts: 15,514
    Research would indicate that around Christmas and New Year, the body requires more calories to remain upright. Therefore, it is vital that sufficient calories are consumed. Fatty, salty or sugary foods are particularly beneficial.

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • raisingirlraisingirl East Devon, on the Edge of Exmoor.Posts: 3,990
    And there are no calories in any food that no one sees you eat.

    “This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.”
    ― Terry Pratchett
  • B3B3 Posts: 15,514
    There has also been some interesting research on this aspect.  People who eat on trains or buses are being actively recruited to assist.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • ObelixxObelixx VendĂ©e, Western FrancePosts: 22,845
    As long as they can't get a seat?
    "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
  • philippasmith2philippasmith2 Posts: 9,653
    It would seem that someone is beavering away at genetically altering Sprouts so that they taste sweeter.
    Also working on Tomatoes to produce fruit in bunches (? ) and shorter stems.

    I am now awaiting news of genetic modification to humans which will ensure a hatred of Sugar, Salt, Fat, Bottled Water, Costa Coffee, Energy drinks, Beefburgers, Mobile phones, Apps, SUV's, etc. etc..  
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