Gardening in the all together
Well, after hearing so much about it on these forums, I tried a bit of naturist gardening this sweltering bank holiday weekend, and I must say, it’s a little overrated. I had an unfortunate encounter with a teasel seed head and I’m quite sure I’ve never felt so tentative in using my shears before. I got sunburned on my white bits and to cap t all, my wife thought it was hilarious to crack stupid puns at my expense (eg ‘from where I’m sitting it looks like your bush needs a decent pruning’) Oh, ha ha! Don’t be fooled by the hype guys, it’s rubbish. I’m from West Yorkshire as well, it’s not the kind of activity men up here tend to engage in. I’m done with it.