But the sort of ass that has four legs, long ears and can be as stubborn as a mule may eat grass but it’s always pronounced with a ‘short a’ , no matter how much of an ar$e it may be being 😝
“I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” Winnie the Pooh
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Some people are long in the arse, some are short assed.
I think I'd use arse to describe a person, but ass to describe a bottom:
He's an arse.
Nice ass!
Chill will wake you, high and dry
You'll wonder why.