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  • BenCottoBenCotto RutlandPosts: 1,866
    That’s a neat, elegant comment, Lyn, but is it true?
  • ObelixxObelixx Vendée, Western FrancePosts: 22,244
    No, it's not like bath and path which are long in the south and short in the north.  arse is long a arse and ass is short a ass
    "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 17,505
    Maybe it depends on one’s figure. 

    Some people are long in the arse, some are short assed.
    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Central Norfolk UKPosts: 64,598
    But the sort of ass that has four legs, long ears and can be as stubborn as a mule may eat grass but it’s always pronounced with a ‘short a’  , no matter how much of an ar$e it may be being 😝 
    “I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” Winnie the Pooh







  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 26,165
    Lyn said:
    It’s arse as in grass, unless you come from up north, then it’s ass as in grass😀
    surely arse to rhyme with farce? 
    I think  I'd use arse to describe a person, but ass to describe a bottom:
    He's an arse.
    Nice ass!
    Devon.
  • ObelixxObelixx Vendée, Western FrancePosts: 22,244
    Nice bum will do for me.  Asses have lovely long ears and gentle faces unless it's a 2 legged idiot being stupid..


    "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
  • punkdocpunkdoc Sheffield, Derbyshire border.Posts: 8,547
    Thanks for noticing @Hostafan1 :)
    Did they tear it out with talons of steel
    And give you a shot, so that you wouldn't feel?
    And washed it away as if it wasn't real?
  • B3B3 Posts: 15,024
    Apart from sticking bums to toilet seats, does superglue work on anything - at all?
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Lizzie27Lizzie27 Bath, SomersetPosts: 5,999
    Many thanks folks, my education has been improved! Try as I might, I couldn't think of anything that fitted - I must lead such a sheltered life!
  • B3B3 Posts: 15,024
    Why do humans assume asses are stupid because they sometimes have an opinion. 
    In London. Keen but lazy.
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