Curmudgeon' s Corner. I blame it on the heat.

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  • Pauline 7Pauline 7 West Yorkshire Posts: 1,492
    Poor Pansy 
  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 15,270
    I resent your attitude. 
    Pansyface.
    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • Hazel-1Hazel-1 Posts: 2,319
    We had a traditional farmhouse kitchen ... piglets being brought back to life by being warmed in the Rayburn bottom oven, orphan kids being bottle fed in the old tea chest under the stairs ... bits of hay and straw all over the place no matter how often Ma tried to sweep up ...  :D

    Dove, how on earth did you survive all that!?

    North East
  • JellyfireJellyfire SuffolkPosts: 739
    Please help. I recently removed an old Medieval knot garden and had it replaced with turf. I’ve just used 63 boxes of Evergreen 4 in 1 on it, (the box said only to use 2 teaspoonfuls but I presume instructions are only for decoration) and now it’s looks like the aftermath of a global thermo nuclear war. Will it regrow, should I add more Evergreen 4 in 1?
  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 15,270
    Definitely.
    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • Hazel-1Hazel-1 Posts: 2,319
    Absolutely.
    North East
  • JellyfireJellyfire SuffolkPosts: 739
    Maybe I should AstroTurf it to be safe 
  • FireFire LondonPosts: 5,434
    I have removed my whole garden and replaced it with plastic. I would love to attract wildlife. Please advise.
  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 15,270
    Remove all clothing. Apply honey to skin. Lie down. Wait.
    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 2,379
    Jellyfire said:
    pansyface said:
    I don’t like my neighbours being able to see me in my garden. 
    Is there an evergreen tree which will quickly grow to 38 feet by 17 feet and block the view? I don’t want anything that I have to look after.
    Lol, I need it to block a view of the shard and I’d like it to have flowers all year 
    Scented flowers of course.  Oh, and it mustn't be poisonous, or harbour pests.
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