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Curmudgeon' s Corner. I blame it on the heat.

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  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 16,697
    Definitely.
    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • JellyfireJellyfire SuffolkPosts: 741
    Maybe I should AstroTurf it to be safe 
  • FireFire LondonPosts: 6,274
    I have removed my whole garden and replaced it with plastic. I would love to attract wildlife. Please advise.
  • pansyfacepansyface PEAK DISTRICT DerbyshirePosts: 16,697
    Remove all clothing. Apply honey to skin. Lie down. Wait.
    Apophthegm -  a big word for a small thought.
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,019
    Jellyfire said:
    pansyface said:
    I don’t like my neighbours being able to see me in my garden. 
    Is there an evergreen tree which will quickly grow to 38 feet by 17 feet and block the view? I don’t want anything that I have to look after.
    Lol, I need it to block a view of the shard and I’d like it to have flowers all year 
    Scented flowers of course.  Oh, and it mustn't be poisonous, or harbour pests.
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,019
    This long spell of dry, hot weather has encouraged me to spend more time in the garden, and some of the plants are kind of drooping; why would that be?
  • LauraRoslinLauraRoslin Posts: 496
    I have 8 cats.  How do I guarantee they poo in my neighbour's garden and not mine?
    I wish I was a glow worm
    A glow worm's never glum
    Cos how can you be grumpy
    When the sun shines out your bum!
  • wild edgeswild edges The north west of south east WalesPosts: 4,744
    edited June 2018
    Fire said:
    I have removed my whole garden and replaced it with plastic. I would love to attract wildlife. Please advise.

    Just cute disney wildlife I hope. None of that nasty other stuff with all their creepy legs waving testicles. :#
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,019
    How can I ensure that my neighbours behave as I want them to at all times, without my having to speak to them?
  • LauraRoslinLauraRoslin Posts: 496
    They wave their testicles with their legs?
    I wish I was a glow worm
    A glow worm's never glum
    Cos how can you be grumpy
    When the sun shines out your bum!
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