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jumpy tonight

wild edgeswild edges The north west of south east WalesPosts: 4,381
Just turned on the back garden lights and a gremlin was sitting under the bird table. Scared the bejesus out of me. I turned a powerful torch on it and it turned to be the biggest, hairyest cat I think I've ever seen.

After letting the dog out to play with his new friend I sat down to read my book and something in the kitchen started making a weird scratching noise that went on for a minute or more. Another gremlin? I finally tracked the noise down to a stick of rhubarb sat on the worktop that is gradually splitting down the middle. You know it's time to get some sleep when a stick of rhubarb is freaking you out...

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  • FireFire LondonPosts: 5,896
    Sleep well. Dream of crème brulee.
  • wild edgeswild edges The north west of south east WalesPosts: 4,381
    Rhubard crème brûlée? (Guess who just worked out how to do accents on his phoné). Sounds like the world's poshest rhubard and custard. Is 12:30 too late or too early to do some cooking? :o
  • FireFire LondonPosts: 5,896
    edited April 2018
    Never. Well done for a cute circumflex. 
  • wild edgeswild edges The north west of south east WalesPosts: 4,381
    Fire said:
    Never. Well done for a cute circumflex. 
    I think that's the nicest thing I've been called in a long time o:)

    I'm not sure why my phone keeps changing rhubarb to rhubard though :/
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